"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
WhEN yOuR OTP MAKES YOUr hEArt dO THE tinGLY TINgly
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
“Freedom was never an option”
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?
THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.