I work 30 feet from the life I could have had;
PhD in social awkwardness and fangirling. What started out as a Doctor Who blog escalated in multi-fandom sobbing.
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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around


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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING


616477N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal


224220N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



kouaoi:

WhEN yOuR OTP MAKES YOUr hEArt dO THE tinGLY TINgly


14223N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras


330503N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer


223853N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



  • book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

74140N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



evilswan:

“Freedom was never an option”


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gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.


188439N  on  July  24th   ·  reblog



whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy shall possess the power of thor


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